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It is around a 300 million to 1 chance to win the Mega Millions or Powerball jackpot. It seems smart to have a 401k or other tax-deferred retirement savings and investments.

BUT... Who the fuck has the money, patience, or trust in the future for all that?!!! How many people do you know who died before they could enjoy their retirement?

Your 401k will probably outlast you.

It's a dead end street, and WE ARE ALL JUST SPACEDUST.

SO... Fuck your 401k! Start investing in NOW with the lottery! Shoot for the stars! Life is short! If you live long enough to use it, your 401k will be a joke next to what you can win on the lottery!

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