ABDUCTED BY ALIENS Black Text Unisex T-shirt

Something is off. The airwaves spew nonsense to disguise the truth. Folks acting strange, like spies. You feel tense and alone. You ask yourself, "Do I even know these people? Am I living in an alternate universe?"

YOU ARE NOT CRAZY! THE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE HAS COME HERE TO EARTH! Aliens, zombies, and pod people are everywhere. They have infested society, infected your neighbors, friends, and family. These are dangerous times. BUT NO WORRIES! Send out the distress signal, and YOU WILL BE SAVED! Wear the ABDUCTED t-shirt beneath another garment, and flash it when you need rescue, or show no fear, wear it alone, and let all the aliens know you are onto them.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala