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Chinese MADE IN AMERICA Unisex Tri-blend T-Shirt

Chinese MADE IN AMERICA Unisex Tri-blend T-Shirt

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Does nearly everything you own say MADE IN CHINA, in English? It's time to flip the script and let everyone know that you are MADE IN AMERICA, in Chinese.

Let's admit it... cheap Chinese gadgets on Amazon are awesome, even though they have infiltrated our world. Our data is probably being sent to Beijing every time we connect a device or use certain apps. Good news is this t-shirt requires no battery, bluetooth connections, or apps to use it. Stay comfortable while you dodge tanks, water cannons, and reckless fighter pilots. Stay cool when running from the Canal Street Secret Police. It's untrackable and stores no data. But be certain to wash it to remove your DNA so they can't steal it and recreate you in a test tube.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Size Guide

Unisex Tri-blend T-shirt
Size Length x Width (inches)
XS 27x16½ \ S 28x18 \ M 29x20
L 30x22 \ XL 31x24 \ 2XL 32x26
3XL 33x28

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