WELCOME TO FREAK BOUTIQUE Unisex T-Shirt

Forget Vegas. This shirt costs less than the daily resort fee! Better yet, you don't need to get on a plane to go get it!  If you are not convinced, here are more reasons: it won't give you an STD, an unwanted child, a stalker, gambling debts, bed bugs, diarrhea, or other regrets you can only discuss with your therapist. What happens in Vegas DOES NOT ALWAYS stay in Vegas.

My attorney again recommended...

Disclaimer: Chazzly was not hurt in the making of this t-shirt, although maybe he should have been. The design was created by self-trained so-called professionals. The birds that appear in this depiction were also unharmed, well fed, and chose to display items in their possession for sale. We do not attest to, nor guarantee the authenticity of those items. We do not sell or manufacture guillotines.

And actually we fucking LOVE Vegas!!! So buy the shirt and go crush it in Vegas!!!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala